Monday, September 21, 2009

TAYLOR SWIFT REVENGE RAP! HILARIOUS!



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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby


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Saturday, September 5, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Larry The Cable Guy Songs







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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Yogi Berra





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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Funny Commercial


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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."
H. L. Mencken




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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Anderson Cooper Rips Into Speidi(Heidi and Spencer)




We always knew that Anderson Cooper was the silver fox, but we never knew just how sharp his claws were! Thanks to Heidi Montag and her Miss Universe performance, Anderson was ready to pounce and did just that, tearing Heidi (wife of our pal Spencer Pratt) to shreds, saying she has found a "fresh new way to embarrass herself." Watch the Video After the Jump!(video link: http://www.cnn.com/video/savp/evp/?loc=dom&vid=/video/bestoftv/2009/08/25/ac.shot.monday.cnn)


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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope





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Friday, August 28, 2009


Hot Russian Pop Star Catfights With DJ - Watch more Funny Videos


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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw




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Thursday, August 27, 2009

15 Seconds of Fame


It begins now







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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx








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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Parking Garage Sex Goes Bad


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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Erma Bombeck




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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"

1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.

Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.

Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.










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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings






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Monday, August 24, 2009

Holy god damn


Holy God Damn









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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx




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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Celebrities Tweet the darnest things (VIDEO)

VIDEO -- 'Twits': Wisdom from Diddy, LiLo and Brooke Hogan










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