FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY: If my films make one more person miserable.....

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen 






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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY: If love is the answer.....

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin 




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY: If God wanted us to bend over.....

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers

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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY: If at first you don't.......

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp 




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on."
By- Mick Miller











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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby


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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Yogi Berra





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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
Steven Wright



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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers."
H. L. Mencken




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
Bob Hope





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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx



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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
George Bernard Shaw




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
Groucho Marx








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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."
Erma Bombeck




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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
Josh Billings






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FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
Groucho Marx




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